i'm lazy. but it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

sad laney :(

This is about to be real short. But studying for my Geography test is so fucking boring I figured I'd post a random quote. Laziness seemed like a solid topic to start as the theme for the my day. I'm also sick, so I can use that as an excuse.

"I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things."

(Good ol' Lech Walesa came up with that one. He's a Polish politician and human-rights activist, if you care.)

Gameplan is to be as lazy as possible so I can invent something that other lazy people can enjoy. Have they invented a machine that sucks snot out of noses? How about unplugs ears that've been plugged for 4 days straight? I'd like to have both of those things at my bedside right now. I'm strugglin' over here.

Alright, fine. Back to Geography. And constantly yawning to get my ears to unpop. And my box of Puffs (because my nose is indeed, in need). I'm just going to fail anyway. Blah.